You're welcome, Bay Ridge Strays

My mother hired a landscaper last summer. She put in a beautiful fountain and pebble bed. My father had the brilliant idea of putting fish in the fountain. The strays were fed well, my dad actually thought buying more fish was a good idea!

Anyway, feeling lazy, we opted for the yard instead of a walk to the park. I didnt plan on going out, but I felt bad, so Maddy and I joined them. Where do I plant Maddy's little behind? In front of turd! My mother's beautiful garden is becoming a litter box! I hate cats.