You know it's a SMALL town when ...

I've probably been to the post office 4 times since we moved. I went to there today, happening to walk into a conversation between some gentlemen and the postal woman. He began to talk about his wife when he turned to me and said, "I'm sure you know her. You're from around here, right?" And as I was about to answer him, the woman interrupted, "No, she moved here about a year ago." I guess my moving in was quite the excitement around town! hahaha!!